A cowboy was sitting at a bar, and a woman sat next to him. Observing his cowboy attire, she asked him, “Are you a real cowboy?”. He replied, “I’ve been riding the range, rounding up cattle all my life; so, yes I am”. The woman said, “Well I’m a lesbian. All I do is think about women, beautiful women”. She left and later an elderly couple sat next to him. The asked him, “Are you a real cowboy?”, to which he replied, “All my life I thought I was, but I just found out that I’m a lesbian”.
ROFLMAO!!!!