No need for that. Any equipment emblazoned with the label, ‘Tonka’, fits within a standard size class...
Enthusiasm and skill trump size in certain “athletic” endeavors.
Brings to mind a joke.
Very attractive and well packaged woman opened door to her blind date, revealing a mousy little man. Somewhat surprised, she boldly asked him the dimensions of his “equipment”. When he told her (rather diminutive) she sneered “And just who do you intend to please with that?”
He responded in a quiet but firm voice “Me”.