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They prefer shooting dogs to eating them.
Practicing Muslims would no sooner touch a dog than you would plunge your hand into a lump of steaming cow pat. Their enthusiasm for eating dog is the same as yours for eating roaches. In Islam, dogs are vermin. The fact that Obama ate dog isn't evidence that he's a Muslim - it's evidence that if he ever was a Muslim, he's not much of one. A Muslim who eats dog is like a Jew who eats pork - a nominal one.