“This new Windows 800.1 is so ANNOYING!” the engineer shouted, they swore they could hear that voice coming from every access hatch and crawlspace the room had.
“Captain, you KNOW I created a restore point after that fiasco on Diagreb IV. Unfortunately, this newest upgrade was created to help avoid a hack of our systems. So they set encryption on everything that’s supposed to be invisible to the user. Unfortunately, the restore point was created before the encryption was set and now I can’t access it.
“And everything takes longer to load because of the decryption. It takes a bloody 15 seconds to switch the engine room from standard mode to battle mode. This is INSANE!!!”