His first and second wives and two kids took care of the doggy chores when he was recruiting for the Army, but since his divorce, he has had no pets.
His second wife is a groomer, but she has dysfunctional animals and I’m not into correcting someone else’s mistakes. However, he doesn’t want to listen to me on the training aspect, even though that’s what I’ve done in the past.
Go figger.
Go figger and repeatedly emphasize that you have nothing to do with this entire concept!