Ya know? When I wuz 10 they told me "The Moon is there to protect the Earth from asteroids."
They didn't have an answer when I pointed out that, if anything, the Earth, being bigger, was there to protect the Moon from asteroids!
Teachers hated me...
I once asked one of my Felician nun teachers, "Can God make a rock so big that even he can't move it?"
Pretty sure I got detention for that one.
lol