When I was young and VERY stupid, we were spotlighting deer. We had a sixpoint standing, looking into the light and I got out of the car, snuck around behind him and jumped on his back. My buddies were pissed because we were all drunk and had to take me to hospital for stitches in my thigh from his hooves, and stitches in my chest where he gored me. He was kinda startled.
Dear God, are you the inspiration for steve irwin??
And I thought I’d done some crazy stupid stuff.