I obviously missed the /sarc in your post. A jet engine will not produce a contrail two thousand feet off the deck, in 95 degree temps, and if one is producing contrails, the other seven...just...might....do the same.
I use tinfoil for cooking;-)
8 posted on 09/04/2014 3:33:57 PM PDT by SgtBob
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