I’m thinking more like a Garden Hose!
This “story” has WAY too many holes in it.
I’m wondering how close the NASCAR Officials were watching that car post race while he’s playing Broadway Hoe to distract them from bumping a spoiler/fender/pulling out or adding ballast?
Things just DO NOT ADD UP...
I’m gonna look for some close up pics to see what his neck/arms/hands look like. That will show Dehydration signs if it’s real.
Ma would prefer it get pushed with a 12ga shotgun ;-)