Posted on 09/02/2014 4:24:29 PM PDT by nickcarraway
Dear Penthouse Forum,
You won’t believe this, but...
“I also remember that Inger Stevens committed suicide.”
I did not know that.
nickcarraway, you’ve been here since 2001, so you knew damned well what you were doing when you posted this article. I still haven’t gotten through half the posts, and I’m LMAO.
One just knows some threads are meant for hilarity before you click on them, and this is one for sure. Nice job. I *really* needed the laughs tonight. So thanks.
Yes, the proper term is wife, as in, “Take my wife. Please!!!”
“I did not know that.”
Inger Stevens was married to a black man and apparently that weighed heavily on her mind.
Now THAT is lovely! You're certainly NO neanderthal! :-)
“Hubby” PING
In fact, I kept the language clean, technical and scientific to illustrate a point.
But it looks like I crossed a line and the post got pulled anyway.
The point is, that women who are loyal to their man recognize every smell even if he can't even come close to doing so. This includes not only the soap or shower gel you use, but other bodily fluids as well, especially including those of another woman.
Cheat and you will get busted. Google the Kenny Chesney song of the same topic.
That's the fact, Jack!
“You’re certainly NO neanderthal!”
Oh but indeed I may be!
Current research into cave drawings seems to indicate neaderthal intellect being comparable to cromagnon. That coupled with the genetic traces would be consistent. (grin)
In either case I do love my bride!
I don’t like “The Wife” either.
A little dehumanizing.
The instead of my sounds like he doesn’t really claim her.
Well, at least you didn’t Post it on the Religion Thread.
There would have been fainting spells all over the Midwest.
LOL
You'd have to ask my first ex-wife about that
Differing views of sex is a major factor in defining the differing views of sects.
Some years ago, my wife and I bought a book at a Christian book store called God's Gift of Sex or something like that title. Don't know if it is still in print, but it should be.
In addition to having some illustrated "how-to" diagrams, the main theme of the book was its proper use, not only for procreation but also for pleasure, to draw couples closer together and strengthen their marriage, commitment to each other and unity in Christian purpose.
It also was (pardon the pun) eye-opening as to the design of the male and female sexual response systems and how they could be best used to fulfill that purpose. I'll not go into further detail or this post might get pulled too!
That's actually a Southern thing that's been around a long time. It's a term of affection. The female equivalent of "Beau".
I don’t recall hearing that phrase when I lived in the South. Regardless of its origins, it’s been hi-jacked by illiterate morons. The current culture turns everything to dust.
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