Posted on 09/02/2014 4:24:29 PM PDT by nickcarraway
Flat tyre exposes a cheating 'Romeo'
Mr Romeo was in love with another woman who was younger than his wife and according to him more beautiful and attractive. It was love at first sight. He started the affair from the word go.
His Juliet started writing love letters to him, expressing how deeply she loves him, and how much she misses him.
It was very difficult for Romeo to tear these love letters. He enjoyed reading them every day.
So how could he keep them and hide the love missives from his wife.
Eureka, he found the perfect place – he hid them in the spare tyre of his car.
One morning, while Romeo was sleeping, his wife got up to go out. Her car would not start so she took his car to go to work.
Fate struck.
Lo and behold, she had a flat tyre.
The wife stopped at the side of the road and with the assistance of other motorists began changing the tyre.
When they removed the spare tyre, it was bad-luck time for Mr Romeo.
His wife found the bundle of Juliet’s letters and poetry. She read them and found out about the secret romance which was going on for some time.
The wife couldn’t forgive her cheating husband. She filed for divorce.
Her husband begged her forgiveness, but she insisted and the divorce was finalised in Dubai Courts.
Common cause
This case, according to Dr Abdulaziz Al Hamadi, Head of Family Marital Section at Dubai Courts, is one of many cases where women find out about their hubbies’ affairs.
“In this section, we come across many cases where women or men find out that their partners are indulging in extra-marital affairs and cheating on them.
“We manage to stop many wives and convince them to forgive their husbands and give them a second chance. However, many others don’t agree and at the end they get divorced.”
He added that one thing all cheating husbands or wives must put in mind is that no matter how smart and clever they think they are in hiding such an ugly thing, they will be caught because sin will always come under the spotlight… it cannot be hidden forever.
Dear Penthouse Forum,
You won’t believe this, but...
“I also remember that Inger Stevens committed suicide.”
I did not know that.
nickcarraway, you’ve been here since 2001, so you knew damned well what you were doing when you posted this article. I still haven’t gotten through half the posts, and I’m LMAO.
One just knows some threads are meant for hilarity before you click on them, and this is one for sure. Nice job. I *really* needed the laughs tonight. So thanks.
Yes, the proper term is wife, as in, “Take my wife. Please!!!”
“I did not know that.”
Inger Stevens was married to a black man and apparently that weighed heavily on her mind.
Now THAT is lovely! You're certainly NO neanderthal! :-)
“Hubby” PING
In fact, I kept the language clean, technical and scientific to illustrate a point.
But it looks like I crossed a line and the post got pulled anyway.
The point is, that women who are loyal to their man recognize every smell even if he can't even come close to doing so. This includes not only the soap or shower gel you use, but other bodily fluids as well, especially including those of another woman.
Cheat and you will get busted. Google the Kenny Chesney song of the same topic.
That's the fact, Jack!
“You’re certainly NO neanderthal!”
Oh but indeed I may be!
Current research into cave drawings seems to indicate neaderthal intellect being comparable to cromagnon. That coupled with the genetic traces would be consistent. (grin)
In either case I do love my bride!
I don’t like “The Wife” either.
A little dehumanizing.
The instead of my sounds like he doesn’t really claim her.
Well, at least you didn’t Post it on the Religion Thread.
There would have been fainting spells all over the Midwest.
LOL
You'd have to ask my first ex-wife about that
Differing views of sex is a major factor in defining the differing views of sects.
Some years ago, my wife and I bought a book at a Christian book store called God's Gift of Sex or something like that title. Don't know if it is still in print, but it should be.
In addition to having some illustrated "how-to" diagrams, the main theme of the book was its proper use, not only for procreation but also for pleasure, to draw couples closer together and strengthen their marriage, commitment to each other and unity in Christian purpose.
It also was (pardon the pun) eye-opening as to the design of the male and female sexual response systems and how they could be best used to fulfill that purpose. I'll not go into further detail or this post might get pulled too!
That's actually a Southern thing that's been around a long time. It's a term of affection. The female equivalent of "Beau".
I don’t recall hearing that phrase when I lived in the South. Regardless of its origins, it’s been hi-jacked by illiterate morons. The current culture turns everything to dust.
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