Hey! Bacon is health food!
Posted on 09/02/2014 4:24:29 PM PDT by nickcarraway
Flat tyre exposes a cheating 'Romeo'
Mr Romeo was in love with another woman who was younger than his wife and according to him more beautiful and attractive. It was love at first sight. He started the affair from the word go.
His Juliet started writing love letters to him, expressing how deeply she loves him, and how much she misses him.
It was very difficult for Romeo to tear these love letters. He enjoyed reading them every day.
So how could he keep them and hide the love missives from his wife.
Eureka, he found the perfect place – he hid them in the spare tyre of his car.
One morning, while Romeo was sleeping, his wife got up to go out. Her car would not start so she took his car to go to work.
Fate struck.
Lo and behold, she had a flat tyre.
The wife stopped at the side of the road and with the assistance of other motorists began changing the tyre.
When they removed the spare tyre, it was bad-luck time for Mr Romeo.
His wife found the bundle of Juliet’s letters and poetry. She read them and found out about the secret romance which was going on for some time.
The wife couldn’t forgive her cheating husband. She filed for divorce.
Her husband begged her forgiveness, but she insisted and the divorce was finalised in Dubai Courts.
Common cause
This case, according to Dr Abdulaziz Al Hamadi, Head of Family Marital Section at Dubai Courts, is one of many cases where women find out about their hubbies’ affairs.
“In this section, we come across many cases where women or men find out that their partners are indulging in extra-marital affairs and cheating on them.
“We manage to stop many wives and convince them to forgive their husbands and give them a second chance. However, many others don’t agree and at the end they get divorced.”
He added that one thing all cheating husbands or wives must put in mind is that no matter how smart and clever they think they are in hiding such an ugly thing, they will be caught because sin will always come under the spotlight… it cannot be hidden forever.
Hey! Bacon is health food!
Say it in diamonds,
Say it in mink,
Never ever say it in ink.
I thought it was..
I break with thee
I break with thee
I break with thee
...and then you throw dog poop on her shoes.
Like the new word “bae” instead of “babe”or “baby”. People are so stupid.
Divorce American Style - with Dick Van Dyke and Debbie Reynolds (1967). It was played on one of the movie channels - I think Encore as there were no commercials - within the past year or so.
A Guide for A Married Man (1967) was Walter Mathau’s with Inger Stevens who died fairly young (35). This one plays on occasion on TCM.
Both have some classic lines, and capture some of the social essence of the 1960s.
Is that were bae comes from? I had no idea.
Craigslist
Casual Encounters
OMG.
Yeah. It’s pretty stupid.
Think about Lorena Bobbet.
could write the same article for cheating women too.
why anyone thinks the solution to having problems with one person, is to ADD another person in, they just are not thinking.
I hate to use this expression, but TMI.
I’ve been married for less than a year, and if I got cheated on it would hurt. A lot.
Now I’ve got that silly Carrie Underwood revenge song running through my head:
“I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel-drive, carved my name into his leather seats. Took a Louisville Slugger to both headlights, slashed a hole in ALL FOUR TIRES, maybe next time he’ll think before he cheats. I may have saved a little trouble for the next girl, because the next time that he cheats it won’t be on me.”
I love that song. Carrie Underwood is singing as the ultimate Woman Scorned.
My son uses that term to refer to his wife. They are happily in love, it's meant to be funny, not degrading, and he loves being married.
“Wifey,” is apparently a term popular with 18-25 year old girls.
Wow, that’s a new one on me! Bae! *sigh*
Sigh indeed. My bride of 37 years is referred to by me as just that, my bride.
“A Guide for A Married Man (1967) was Walter Mathau’s with Inger Stevens who died fairly young (35). This one plays on occasion on TCM.”
Yes, “A Guide For A Married Man” is the movie which I had in mind. Thank you!
I also remember that Inger Stevens committed suicide.
It sounds like your wife should be using her powers for good, as part of some elite crime-fighting organization, or something. ;-)
Although not all women have noses quite that sharp, you can bet that they're all able to sense that signature combo of cheap booze, cotton candy and despair (more commonly known as "Eau du Strip Club".)
I absolutely detest these new phrases.
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