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New Jersey Dog Turns on Stove, Sets Fire to Laptop Resting on Burner
New York Daily News ^

Posted on 08/30/2014 1:34:26 PM PDT by nickcarraway

A laptop sitting on the stove's burner caught fire after the curious pup turned on the cooktop. No one was inside the home when the blaze broke out, and firefighters rescued the dog to safety.

Police say a New Jersey family's dog turned on the stove, which caught the laptop resting on the burner on fire and sent smoke through the roof.

The fire was reported early Friday evening in Lacey Township while the owners were away.

(Excerpt) Read more at nydailynews.com ...


TOPICS: Food; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: doggieping
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To: nickcarraway
2 more bad dogs: Exhibit A and Eeeew!
21 posted on 08/30/2014 2:07:23 PM PDT by W. (Government: Moving at the speed of paper pushers pushing actual paper, until it benefits them)
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To: tet68

I’d be chicken to show my face in public after telling such a bad joke. LOL


22 posted on 08/30/2014 2:08:43 PM PDT by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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To: nickcarraway

When my daughter started walking I bought a safety shield for the stove that blocks the top so she can’t grab a pot handle and it also covers the stove dials.


23 posted on 08/30/2014 2:09:24 PM PDT by Berlin_Freeper (Boomshakalaka!)
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24 posted on 08/30/2014 2:11:38 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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To: fatnotlazy

It wasn’t a “laptop”.

It was a “Labtop”...

I’ll be here all weekend.

Tip jar is at the end of the bar..


25 posted on 08/30/2014 2:12:58 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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To: nickcarraway

A cat would never do this.


26 posted on 08/30/2014 2:13:46 PM PDT by bigbob (The best way to get a bad law repealed is to enforce it strictly. Abraham Lincoln)
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To: gorush

He discovered cat porn on the laptop...


27 posted on 08/30/2014 2:14:02 PM PDT by Delta Dawn (Fluent in two languages: English and cursive.)
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To: nickcarraway
New Jersey Dog Turns on Stove, Sets Fire to Laptop Resting on Burner

Would that be covered by Applecare?

28 posted on 08/30/2014 2:16:44 PM PDT by The Sons of Liberty (I want a Speaker who'll stick that pen and phone where no one but Reggie Love can find it!)
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To: RedMDer
Why?

So he can stay on Facebook while he's cooking or making coffee.

29 posted on 08/30/2014 2:19:01 PM PDT by Tax-chick (No power in the 'verse can stop me.)
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To: nickcarraway

That’s better than what my cat did, she just managed to set *herself* on fire on the stove.


30 posted on 08/30/2014 2:20:19 PM PDT by PLMerite (Shut the Beyotch Down! Burn, baby, burn!)
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To: tet68
What was the laptop doing on the stove?

Frying to get to the other side?

Insert chicken joke here...

LOL! Quick wit.

31 posted on 08/30/2014 2:20:39 PM PDT by arasina (Communism is EVIL. So there.)
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To: nickcarraway

So, who ratted out the Dog, the Cat?

Did the Dig confess? Was he Waterdogged into it?


32 posted on 08/30/2014 2:22:57 PM PDT by Kickass Conservative (THEY LIVE, and we're the only ones wearing the Sunglasses.)
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To: tet68

That’s an excellent joke. Kudos. Quick wit.


33 posted on 08/30/2014 2:23:06 PM PDT by miss marmelstein (Richard III: Loyalty Binds Me)
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To: fatnotlazy
What was the laptop doing on the stove?

Smoking........

34 posted on 08/30/2014 2:25:54 PM PDT by Hot Tabasco (Is there such a thing as a vegan zombie?)
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To: nickcarraway

Thought he get fry up some hashtagbrowns.


35 posted on 08/30/2014 2:30:56 PM PDT by AU72
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To: Delta Dawn

You mean the dog was downloading kitty porn?


36 posted on 08/30/2014 2:35:05 PM PDT by Fresh Wind (The last remnants of the Old Republic have been swept away.)
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To: Fresh Wind

No, the dog found all these cute photos and videos of cats and kittens and other felines and it just burned him up...


37 posted on 08/30/2014 2:38:35 PM PDT by Delta Dawn (Fluent in two languages: English and cursive.)
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To: nickcarraway

I am laughing my butt off wondering what moron puts a laptop on a stove.


38 posted on 08/30/2014 2:50:32 PM PDT by MIchaelTArchangel (Have a wonderful day!)
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To: Fresh Wind

There is a classic cartoon showing two dogs at a computer. One is telling the other, “On the internet, no one knows you’re a dog.”


39 posted on 08/30/2014 3:16:03 PM PDT by Verginius Rufus
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To: Verginius Rufus
New Yorker
40 posted on 08/30/2014 3:39:52 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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