Our mass-market swill is better than US mass-market swill, also a bit stronger (5%). Moosehead and Canadian are OK, but best product IMO is Creemore Pilsener. All are available at any Beer Store.
Thank you. I was only joking about how some young men in the Ozarks might almost try the Falls with a canoe...but not quite. And as much beer as some of them consume, Canadian beer would probably be the end of them. ;-)
Little theme music to go with that. ;-)
keith daniels & the blue ridge ramblers - white lightnin’
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mdbo5pFHpY
Japanese performance (really):
White Lightning
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mClnFNbuy4