To: smokingfrog
Here’s an oldie.....
What does toilet paper and the starship Enterprise have in common?
Both are flying out past Uranus looking for Klingons.
33 posted on
08/29/2014 7:10:27 AM PDT by
fredhead
(Join the Navy and see the world.....77% of which is covered in water.)
To: fredhead
Along that line....
Q: What did Spock find in the toilet?
A: The Captain’s log.
To: fredhead
Why is the elephant so poor?
Because he works for peanuts
45 posted on
08/29/2014 8:12:21 AM PDT by
Lucky9teen
(Justice will not be served until those who r unaffected r as outraged as those who r. B Franklin)
To: fredhead
...or the punchline could be “they both circle Uranus looking for Klingons.”
88 posted on
08/29/2014 11:00:21 AM PDT by
4yearlurker
(Some people say that experts agree!!)
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