The prodigal son (In the key of F):
Feeling footloose and frisky, a feather-brained fellow forced his fond father to fork over family fortunes. Fleeing to foreign fields, he frittered his fortune, feasting with faithless friends.
Finally, fairly famishing, he found himself a food flinger in a filthy farmyard. Phooey - my father's flunkies fare far fancier, the frazzled fugitive found feverishly! (Frankly facing facts)
Forthwith, he fled to his family. Falling at his father's feet, he floundered forlornly. "Father, I have flunked. I have fruitlessly forfeited family fortune and favor.
But the faithful father (forestalling further flinching), faithfully flagged his flunkies. Fetchforth the finest fattling and fix a feast, Unfurl the flags with fanfare flaring, for the fugitive is found!
Former failures forgotten, follies forsaken, forgiveness forms the foundation for future fortitude.
Woe, Woe Won was started by the As Ass In Nation of Archie's Dookie "Fern I Had". When "Fern I Had" was Kilt by the You Go Slave extremist, soon everyone was in Trance War Fair, and Moose 'Tard gasses were used.
Fantastic!
“Former failures forgotten, follies forsaken, forgiveness forms the foundation for future fortitude.”
Fantabulous!