“Provisioned with with 300 kilograms (661 pounds) of dried food, Bellini will shelter in a survival capsule,”
Hmm...since the ocean is salt water, won’t that mean he’s going to have to melt some of his glacier “home” in order to fix dinner every night? Seems a little counter-intuitive to me.
“A shelter capsule, the Kevlar-reinforced kind used for ocean oil rigs”
Hoo-boy, I can only imagine the funk after living in one of those for a year.
“Bellini’s technical equipment will be powered by a rowing contraption that will convert his muscular energy into electricity.”
Let’s hope he doesn’t need to use the radio to get care for a dislocated shoulder.
Can we give him the Darwin award now and not have to wait for the lying media to hype the farce?