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To: orwell2112

Won’t be all. They will have to check and see if they are Gay or Straight, Muslim or Christian.


6 posted on 08/21/2014 5:07:29 AM PDT by DeWalt (Times are more like they used to be than they are today.)
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To: DeWalt

This is almost like something out of a Douglas Adams book...

Cop A: “Halt or we’ll have to open fire!”
Cop B: (aside) “Wait, remember the new regs!”
Cop A: “Oh, right. Hey, you! Can you confirm your race for us?”
Thug: “Are you blind? I’m white, man.”
Cop A: “Religion?”
Thug: “Buddhist.”
Cop A: “Gay or straight?”
Thug: “Gay”
Cop A: “Damn, that knocks me out, how about you?”
Cop B: “I’m ‘questioning’”
Cop A: “Close enough. Shoot him.”


8 posted on 08/21/2014 5:13:28 AM PDT by kevkrom (I'm not an unreasonable man... well, actually, I am. But hear me out anyway.)
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