Posted on 08/13/2014 4:01:03 PM PDT by Dallas59
The bizarre story of a man who died after trying to have sex with a donkey is circulating all over Middle Eastern news sites.
Lebanese website Beiruting recently reported that a Saudi Sheikh man died after attempting to sodomize a donkey. But other sites have picked it up as well. Reports say that the man tied the donkey to his car, took off his pants and attempted the have sex with the animal.
The donkey, however, was not about to let that happen, and allegedly, it proceeded to kick the Sheikh man in the face following by three strong kicks to the chest. The man fell to the ground and allegedly suffered for some time before dying next to the angry animal.
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I thought they were called goat humpers, but I guess, in a pinch, anything will do. I would bet that this type of perverse behavior is approved by many Democrats.
DO NOT POST IT ON FR!
‘Your hooves say “no” but your muzzle says “yes yes yes”.
There are some things even a donkey won’t do - and being done by a Muslim seems to be one such thing.
LOLOLOLOL yes,he did.
I remember that. DARWIN award of the decade.
No way am I clicking any links on this thread.
What has been seen cannot be unseen.
LOL Repeatedly.
“yeah...I’ve seen some drop-dead gorgeous women from that region.”
The above assumes acceptance of the mutilated genitals of said women.
We already knew that, the specifics are not necessary.
“What has been seen cannot be unseen.”
Undiluted ‘Brain Bleach” and a good wire brush might do the trick.
;-)
A man joined the French Foreign Legion. After he was on post about six months, he asked the sergeant, “What do you guys do about the lack of women here?”
The sergeant said, “Well, we have this camel over here...”
“Oh, my God, that’s disgusting!” said the man and stormed away.
After another month, the man asked the sergeant, “Seriously, what do you do about the lack of women here?”
“Like I was trying to tell you, we have this camel over here...”
“That’s the most perverted thing I ever heard!” said the man, and stalked away.
One night, about a month later, the sergeant awoke to screams, crashing and commotion in the courtyard. He saw the man lying on the ground with his pants around his ankles and the camel furiously trying to stomp him to death. It took 10 strong men to pull the camel off.
“What the hell are you doing?!” said the sergeant.
“Well, you said to use the camel”, said the man.
“Idiot! You get on the camel, ride into town, and go to the whorehouse!!”
Sometimes no really means no. :-)
Not for us, maybe, but FR isn't a closed environment. There are lurkers, and some of them might need to wake up to the true nature of Muslims.
There's always the option of not clicking on threads, you know.
Darwin’s law “kicks” in. rimshot. I’m here all evening folks.
ROTFLMAO!!
I needed that!
Sounds like he got the Sheik kicked out of him.
Hell no. Sometimes I need a good laugh and this thread has lifted my funk!
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