I remember once a comedian talking about how people thought Michael was so innocent because he watched “Sesame Street”.
To which the comedian said, “Sesame Street is the Playboy Channel for Pedophiles.”
Sesame Street is the Playboy Channel for Pedophiles.
And apparently, Elmo was the Barbie Benton of that channel.
Turns out he was a pedophile too.
But we publicly fund it anyway. Why not?