There is nothing to do in Syracuse except drink.
New York has the most schools on the list of sober colleges. Something to be proud of, for a change.
Where’s Faber?
A little unsettleing that the military colleges aren’t 1, 2,3 in sober schools..........just sayin’.
BYU coed calls her father
Coed: Daddy, Daddy I’m pregnant. What should I do?
Daddy: Marry him of course.
Coed: But daddy he drinks.
We will probably end up PAYING for their A.A.
My daughter goes to Grove City College.
Great school if you’re looking for a conservative Christian atmosphere with high standards.
My Alma Mater. The University of Vermont is number 18...no surprise here, school’s nickname is “Groovy Uvey”
That being said, I received an excellent education there in their School of Nursing. When I went they had professors from the medical school teaching undergraduate Anatomy and Physiology courses.
Awww. One of the few places in the country where the police give random breathalyzer tests to make sure that you aren't below the minimum required blood alcohol level. < /joke>
If you want to get a job when they graduate, send them to Northeastern in Boston:
“Northeastern University in Boston took the No. 1 spot on the list of best career services.”
Northeastern is big into the work/study programs. If you want your child to get out of school and actually have a job, this is the place to send them.
What about pot? Less alcohol does not also mean sober.