Posted on 08/01/2014 9:43:44 AM PDT by Citizen Zed
The giraffe did. 
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
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LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
Dang that truck must have taken it very hard.
“Blindfolded giraffe killed after hitting head on bridge”
The Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals’ Rick Allan said on Thursday he suspected (doh!!!!) the giraffe died after hitting its head against an overhead bridge.
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BLINDFOLDED!!!! nasty idiot trucker prolly drunk or high!!
Dats racist!
>> That kind of roadkill will feed a family of six for months.
It’s okay if y’all take the loin and ribs. Just leave me the neck. :-)
You might be right. The giraffe should have been driving and made sure the dumbass trucker his head on a low bridge
That’s horrible!
Truck therapists are in high demand. None was available to console this one.
"Maybe we should chug on over to mamby pamby land where maybe we can find some self confidence for you, you jack wagon!"
“There needs to be consequences.”
I agree.
The driver should only be allowed to transport snakes from now on.
No more giraffes.
Now that’s enough to make a jack wagon spin a bearing!
LOL (with apologies to the actual giraffe). That’s the Slim Jim snack-sized version.
They would’ve but the lions just burped and said “What, giraffe again? What’s a lion gotta do to get a little variety in his meal around here? Bro, I wont me some gnu!”
Spare neck is a favorite amongst savanna-billies all across Africa.
Hope you make it
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