All he has to do is claim that it was research for part of his doctoral thesis entitled “Female Sexuality in Restrooms”. He has no problem -— “That’s my story and I’m sticking to it” defense. Second line defense -— “I’m Transgender”. Third line -— “The devil made me do it”.
Or say he saw a one-armed man running from the scene. /sarc.
I think you missed it. His first line of defense is that he’s a poor immigrant from Mexico.