These are the voyages of the spaceship Lizard Love. It’s five year mission.....to get it on in zero gravity......to boldly blow....wait.....that was Monica Lewinsky.
Meanwhile......at Russian Space Command......
“Well, Putin said he wanted lizards in space.”
“You dumbass! Lasers! He said he wanted lasers in space!”
“Does this mean he didn’t want the pale nuns in space, too?”
“Railguns, Yuri, railguns! Go get your hearing checked!”
A spaceship full of horny lizards is missing? Has anyone seen Bill Clinton lately?