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Russians lose track of spaceship full of bonking lizards
Northern Rivers Echo ^ | 7-27-2014 | James Vincent

Posted on 07/26/2014 4:02:18 PM PDT by Citizen Zed

RUSSIAN scientists have lost contact with an experimental satellite filled with geckos that was to be the focus of new research on animal sex in zero-gravity.

The Foton-M4 spacecraft was launched from Kazakhstan's Baikonur Cosmodrome on 19 July and made several orbits of the planet before it stopped responding to commands from Roscosmos, Russia's Federal Space Agency.

"So, there is only one-way communication," a spokesperson for mission control was quoted as saying by news agency ITAR-Tass, adding that engineers were looking to fix the problem in case life systems were disrupted, killing the creatures on board.

The five geckos on the Foton-M4 - four female and one male - were launched into space for a 60-day flight to find out about the effects of weightlessness on the creatures' sex lives.

(Excerpt) Read more at m.echonews.com.au ...


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KEYWORDS: freepun; storkzilla
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1 posted on 07/26/2014 4:02:18 PM PDT by Citizen Zed
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To: Citizen Zed

Bonking? I thought it was Boinking. Same difference.


2 posted on 07/26/2014 4:03:57 PM PDT by lee martell
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To: Citizen Zed

I don’t want to live in a world where “You made the earth move!” is meaningless.


3 posted on 07/26/2014 4:04:07 PM PDT by gorush (History repeats itself because human nature is static)
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To: Citizen Zed

I am the Lizard King, I can do anything.


4 posted on 07/26/2014 4:04:30 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: Citizen Zed

One male had to service four females on this trip???

Wow..,....

Cant wait to see some comments here,.......


5 posted on 07/26/2014 4:04:50 PM PDT by Dilbert San Diego (s)
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To: Citizen Zed

They should check the ground beneath their commercial airline flight paths — they might have shot it down accidentally.


6 posted on 07/26/2014 4:05:07 PM PDT by Uncle Chip
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7 posted on 07/26/2014 4:06:15 PM PDT by Citizen Zed ("Freedom costs a buck o five" - Gary Johnston, TAWP)
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Four females and just one guy? Putin’s practicing to send all his troublesome islamonazis to Uranus?


8 posted on 07/26/2014 4:06:39 PM PDT by faithhopecharity ((Brilliant, Profound Tag Line Goes Here, just as soon as I can think of one..))
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To: Citizen Zed
Better hope that satellite doesn't drift off into deep space, because when it comes back in about 25,000 years, they'll be saying, "Thanks, Russia."
9 posted on 07/26/2014 4:09:05 PM PDT by AnAmericanAbroad (It's all bread and circuses for the future prey of the Morlocks.)
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To: Citizen Zed

I think they just get light-headed


10 posted on 07/26/2014 4:09:30 PM PDT by mark3681
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To: Citizen Zed

The Russian space program. Always losing things, satellites, astronauts, lizards...


11 posted on 07/26/2014 4:10:19 PM PDT by Beowulf9
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To: faithhopecharity

islamonazis to Uranus...

That would be INto Uranus!


12 posted on 07/26/2014 4:10:32 PM PDT by mark3681
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To: Citizen Zed

"You've lost another lizard, Andrei?"

13 posted on 07/26/2014 4:12:03 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: mark3681; a fool in paradise

Where will these radioactive lizards land?

Probably south of Japan.

heh


14 posted on 07/26/2014 4:12:06 PM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
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To: AnAmericanAbroad

OMG. The gorn from Star Trek. Brings back memories.


15 posted on 07/26/2014 4:12:42 PM PDT by Dilbert San Diego (s)
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16 posted on 07/26/2014 4:14:27 PM PDT by Citizen Zed ("Freedom costs a buck o five" - Gary Johnston, TAWP)
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To: gorush

Is research into animal sex activity in space a prelude to doing this research with humans???


17 posted on 07/26/2014 4:14:28 PM PDT by Dilbert San Diego (s)
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To: Citizen Zed

Maybe they just wanted a little privacy...


18 posted on 07/26/2014 4:15:59 PM PDT by HangnJudge
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To: Dilbert San Diego

pretty sure the original story had it as four male, one female. Those comments were even worse.


19 posted on 07/26/2014 4:18:36 PM PDT by T. P. Pole
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To: Citizen Zed; SortaBichy
I'm an acknowledged expert in this field...the correct term is "Boinking". This is 'bonking':


20 posted on 07/26/2014 4:19:12 PM PDT by ErnBatavia (It ain't a "hashtag"....it's a damn pound sign, number sign, or octothorpe. ###)
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