“If it takes you 3 minutes to get a pic of your plate, maybe you are too dumb to have a phone!!”
Taking the pic only takes one minute.
The other two minutes are used uploading the pics to Facebook, so you can show off to all of those hundreds of “friends” (Many that you don’t actually know) what you are eating.
lol
The other day my cousins daughter posted a pic of herself after she got ready to go to dinner, then a pic of her and her husbands food, and last but not least 2-3 pics of them shoving the food in their mouths. 5-6 pics over a fricken dinner at Outback. Unbelievable. I unfriend you!!