Years ago, my husband was in a fast-food drive through line. The woman in the car ahead of him placed her order, and the employee read it back to her.
Apparently it was wrong, because my husband said the woman in the car yelled, “Noooo! Ain’t nobody around here wantin’ no mayonnaise! Pleeeeease don’t put no mayo on dat burger!”
That’s indubitably what I would say myself. There is most definitely nobody in these parts wantin’ no mayonnaise.