The comments at the end of the article are hilarious. One suggests that it could have been better if Archie were shot while wearing a PETA Shirt. Another thought that Veronica could be stabbed by an anti-abortion protester, and her last wish before dying would be that everyone would vote for Hillary so this could never happen to another girl.
RE: her last wish before dying would be that everyone would vote for Hillary so this could never happen to another girl.
But why not Sandra Fluke? :)