[TigersEye]

Oh, geez, man! House would kill your pet just to watch it die.

And then try to resuscitate it.

[Vendome]

Prolly give it “Vicamin”....

[Vendome]

Cops use Taser on drunk man who led them on a 30-minute chase round Legoland water park and told them his name was “Pterodactyl”

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-2691297/Cops-use-Taser-drunk-man-led-30-minute-chase-round-Legoland-water-park-told-Pterodactyl.html

Didn’t go looking for this. A friend txt’d this.