[henkster]

Just don’t ask the guy next to you to hold your seat.

[Kenny Bunk]

Your tag line is culturally insensitive. However, OSHA may let you weasel out of serious charges when I tell them you were worried about splinters.

BTW, I will be leaving the country when two gay minor league ball players do the "Married at Home Plate" thing in Dubuque, or God forbid, Kankakee.

[tumblindice]

And don’t offer to push in someone’s stool at the bar, if you’re wearing a “No Fat Chicks!” tee-shirt.