Good Grief, I'm thinking you should've stayed in bed with a good book today..sounds like one of those days.
Just don't tell me you were on an eight foot ladder chasing a runaway trombetta or cucuzza vine when it happened...
BTW, I don't even know what splenda is. Is it aspartame?
Hope you have a better day tomorrow..
I was using a pole trimmer & cutting some high, fairly big tree limbs. I did about 100 yards of clearing fence line this afternoon so I don't have to dodge branches with the tractor smoke stack any more when bush hogging. I'll do the last 30-40 yards tomorrow morning before the sun hits that part of the field. Hopefully, no mishaps!