Not such a big loss.
We still have Texas.
You are the 3333 winner!
This day is turning unnngh. I’m threatening to go to Walmart for wine (and cat litter), but maybe I’ll control myself until I can put everyone including myself to bed, around 8:00.
Texas, under heavy border pressure from the south and an oppresive governance via the Council, didn’t expect to wake ee two odd things that morning.
One, the live video feed of 1600 PA Ave oval office showed a rabbit sitting in the high back chair and gravely addressing the nation.
Two, apparently Texas also woke to find they had border security on the southern side.
Albeit a little...twitch eared.
Discussions raged for days until it was announced the border security was being handed over to the...Republic of Texas.
Howls and shrieks among the press and politicians alike flooded the aiirwaves.
As did images of politicians unceremoniously being javelin tossed by bipedal rabbits while various onlookers laughed.