More like quotes but .
I havent got a square to spare.
Yes they are and they are spectacular!
“There should be a B.O. squad that patrols the city like a “Smell Gestapo”. To sniff ‘em out, strip ‘em down, and wash them with a big, soapy brush...”
Jerry: This isn’t a good time.
Telemarketer: When would be a good time to call back, sir?
Jerry: I have an idea, why don’t you give me your home number and I’ll call you back later?
Telemarketer: Umm, we’re not allowed to do that.
Jerry: Oh, I guess because you don’t want strangers calling you at home.
Telemarketer: Umm, no.
Jerry: Well, now you know how I feel.
[hangs up phone]
Telemarketer: Would you be interested in a subscription to the New York Times?
Jerry: Yes.
[hangs up]
Jerry: I don’t understand. Do you have my reservation?
Rental Car Agent: We have your reservation, we just ran out of cars.
Jerry: But the reservation keeps the car here. That’s why you have the reservation.
Rental Car Agent: I think I know why we have reservations.
Jerry: I don’t think you do. You see, you know how to *take* the reservation, you just don’t know how to *hold* the reservation. And that’s really the most important part of the reservation: the holding. Anybody can just take them.
Hi, my name is George, I’m unemployed and I live with my parents
Yeah. Assman, Jerry. I’m Cosmo Kramer, the Assman!
You very bad man, Jerry. Very bad man
Oh yeah — the telemarketer and the reservation eps were definitely Top 10! lol