lol!
My (adult) daughter and I just had a gagging, fall-on-the-floor episode imagining chest stubble against our ‘tender mounds’... (edited for FR... yes, I mean mammary glands.)
uh! Just... uh! Gross!!!
We’d rather have nice, thick, soft fur.
Well, I can relate to the gagging part.
And FYI (not that you asked), but my chest hair is full and luxuriant.
Except for the odd stress test and/or EKG. Then it’s a little spotty.