[cripplecreek]

I pound my whiskers in with a hammer and bite them off on the inside.

[Chasaway]

Actually, I thought about that.

But I was worried that I’d have too much tooth wear.

[Mr Rogers]

“I pound my whiskers in with a hammer and bite them off on the inside.”

I was lucky enough to meet Chuck Norris one time. As a favor, he told my whiskers to stop growing or else! Haven’t needed to shave since...

;>)