“...Apparently, my 22 year old daughter had taken an unnatural interest in this thread. I’m supposed to ‘pick out a good one’...”
HEY!! I STARTED the damn thread! And I’ve got hair EVERYWHERE! Even places I shouldn’t have hair!
[I’m married and unavailable, but still....I’d like to be considered!]
Not if you’re married, you aren’t. You’re a RED flag on the field, my good sir.
Off limits by anyone with half a heart.