[Rodamala]

"Hello Computer?"

[The Antiyuppie]

When I am working on a a problem in front of people, I generally re-enact this scene as Scotty and speak into the mouse.

[PLMerite]

"Captain! There be whales here!"

[mabarker1]

LOL! I know a guy at Dell. Years ago they get a call from a lady with her 1st computer saying she can’t get it turned on. So they go run the checklist:

Plugged in? Yes

Both ends? Yes

Did you turn on the switch on the back? !?Switch on the back!? No I’ve been stepping on the Foot pedal. (Think sewing machine)

Mam, that is the Mouse, put that on the desk and on the back of the machine is the Power switch- turn it on.