[CommerceComet]

Given all the attempts by people to educate us bumpkins on the magnificence of soccer, maybe they should more closely examine the game and realize that it is boring. In America, we have far more interesting sports to watch.

The best way to watch a soccer match: have a good meal, find a good magazine and a comfortable recliner, and have your wife wake you up when it is bedtime. Long naps during a soccer match improve the game dramatically.

Since the Redskins trademark is now available to anyone, I promise to watch the U.S. World Cup team if they wear the Redskins logo and call themselves the Redskins. I bet that would make some heads explode at ESPN.

[the scotsman]

‘In America, we have far more interesting sports to watch. ‘

Baseball?. You have to be kiddin’.
Gridiron?. Notbad, but way too long.
Hockey?. Great game, but not American.
Basketball?...not bad, but not American either.
NASCAR?. Sorry, its Monte Carlo, Le Mans, and F1 glamour and cars for me. Redneck F1 just don’t cut it.