[Greetings_Puny_Humans]

Uh, I hate to break it to you, but one of the few records we actually have about the man is that he played soccer, oops, nevermind, um, er.....basketball in high school.

Anything can be faked. Even the news reportage of him playing basketball can easily be put together by Hollywood CGI technology. Now you admitted yourself that he wasn't very good at basketball, even by his own (false) claim. That proves that he did not play basketball that much and, therefore, must have been playing... SOCCER, because only soccer fails to utilize the arms very much, therefore leading to atrophy.

We also saw him miss twenty free throws in a row, I know, I know.....it was like the moon landing, faked in Arizona.....or something.....

But what did you actually see? Even Saddam had a body double who looked JUST LIKE HIM. And as for the moon landing, don't get me started unless you can seriously explain the fact that the American flag was FLUTTERING IN WIND! Is there WIND on the moon?

Oh, and you fail Bible literacy. First words in the scripture, Genesis 1:1. In the big inning........

I knew I was missing something, but you proved my point! God hates soccer!

[Lakeshark]

From the sounds of it, He likes innings with lots of scoring, but to believe He hates soccer, you have to explain His love for hymns about heading........