And I would add: “....soccer sucks! and did I mention, I’ve never played ANY SPORT in my life, but I’m here to show what a tough guy I really am....” It’s classic.
It’s hilarious, really: “I know nothing about the sport except that it’s hard, some of the Team USA members have funny names, it’s so boring to watch that I must come here to tell you, I have an enlarged prostate, and you are a lib.”