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1 posted on 06/14/2014 12:04:29 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: Slings and Arrows

pING


2 posted on 06/14/2014 12:04:48 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway

I guess slipping hubby some Viagra was out of the question.


3 posted on 06/14/2014 12:06:33 PM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (Resist We Much)
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To: nickcarraway

I’m taking notes!


4 posted on 06/14/2014 12:08:08 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: nickcarraway

A friend congratulates you on moving to a new apartment.

A good friend helps you move.

A really good friend helps you move *bodies*. :=)


5 posted on 06/14/2014 12:11:21 PM PDT by Bob
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To: nickcarraway

Well, he’s stiff now. Problem solved in a typical muslim fashion.


7 posted on 06/14/2014 12:12:42 PM PDT by RoosterRedux (Obama: Race is his cover...jihad is his game.)
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To: nickcarraway

Not hard to believe.


8 posted on 06/14/2014 12:14:08 PM PDT by Raycpa
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To: nickcarraway

Sometime “impotent” just means “uninspired”.....


9 posted on 06/14/2014 12:18:30 PM PDT by G Larry (Which of Obama's policies do you think I'd support if he were white?)
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To: nickcarraway
Read about some guy who put his father's body in a refrigerator.

The reason he did it, you ask? He just wanted a cold pop!

10 posted on 06/14/2014 12:25:00 PM PDT by Ken H
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To: nickcarraway

I wonder if she offered the cab driver some lemonade.


14 posted on 06/14/2014 12:37:50 PM PDT by Cvengr (Adversity in life and death is inevitable. Thru faith in Christ, stress is optional.)
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To: nickcarraway

Gee, I wonder why he was impotent. Hmm.


15 posted on 06/14/2014 12:39:53 PM PDT by BykrBayb (Wagglebee, welcome home we missed you! ~ Þ)
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To: nickcarraway

This is the same paper that reported about a man charging a woman with putting a curse on him to make his privates disappear . Maybe the stories are related.


16 posted on 06/14/2014 12:43:11 PM PDT by Dr. Sivana ("If youÂ’re litigating against nuns, youÂ’ve probably done something wrong."-Ted Cruz)
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To: nickcarraway

Can you imagine the horrific stench,along with the flies and maggots?


17 posted on 06/14/2014 12:52:36 PM PDT by POWERSBOOTHEFAN (Well......Bye.)
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To: nickcarraway

Can you imagine the horrific stench,along with the flies and maggots?


18 posted on 06/14/2014 12:52:36 PM PDT by POWERSBOOTHEFAN (Well......Bye.)
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To: nickcarraway

She REALLY wanted to”Get It On”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


19 posted on 06/14/2014 12:54:20 PM PDT by bandleader
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To: nickcarraway

Geesh, my old lady would’ve given me saltpeter to kill my sex drive.


22 posted on 06/14/2014 1:08:32 PM PDT by polymuser
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To: nickcarraway; Slings and Arrows

I would expect my wife to do this. If I ever have a ‘bad night’, I’m totally sleeping with one eye open!

Don’t get me wrong. She’s a completely nice, intelligent, stable, accomplished young lady, and an exceptional wife/mother - but take away her #^*k, and she goes absolutely psycho.


30 posted on 06/15/2014 5:00:20 AM PDT by KoRn (Department of Homeland Security, Certified - "Right Wing Extremist")
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