The Husband Store
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A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights.
The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor,
but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs
She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
‘That’s nice,’ she thinks, ‘but I want more.’
So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.
‘Wow,’ she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.
‘Oh, mercy me!’ she exclaims, ‘I can hardly stand it!’
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
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LOL
Good one.
Great joke! And I believe it. As a woman I am saddened by how women treat their husbands these days, not respecting their need for alone time or guy time - their OWN time. And making them shop with them, etc. And complaining about them to their girlfriends. I think it’s sad. I have three sons and I do not like today’s man bashing. No sex should be bashed; it’s not ok.
Admittedly, there’s much truth in that joke. Too many women are princesses and believe they deserve a fantasy guy and a fairy tale ending.
Not all are this way, though. I feel badly for the men and women who try hard to please their spouse, but it’s never enough.
If we would start with the basics, the only floor needed at the husband store is the floor filled with men who promise to love their wives as Christ loves the church. The wives have to do their part, too, of course. Wives, respect your husbands. Men need respect.