[RandallFlagg]

Y’all hiring?

;-)

[x1stcav]

Well, first of all, you’ve got to use the F-bomb like punctuation.

Then, you have to warn everyone else when you walk in in the morning (considering everyone is armed and is a Heinlein reader) that you are hungover so as to preclude any misinterpretations of possible rude behavior.

Finally, except for pocket pistols, nothing under .45 caliber.

(We’re much more lenient on choice of dog.)