[Mears]

“I knew stuff like this would happen if we didn’t dig up Austin and drag it to another state.”

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Can’t blame Austin for this one——Houston did it all by itself.

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[GeronL]

Dallas County is going the same way, San Antonio is pretty much there already.

It seems like all the big cities are dominated by weirdos

[I cannot think of a name]

Austin was the first to require, “Potty Parity” which is just darn near as stupid.