[oh8eleven]

I think it's clearly been established this young man was thoroughly confused and likely had mental issues.
Gee, isn't that special - he was confused.
Back in the day, my drill instructor would have defined it as "not having your head and @ss wired together."
He then would have "unconfused" you - thoroughly.

[dragnet2]

We should bring in your old drill instructor to fix everyone with major mental issues.

Good thinken...