[cornfedcowboy]

Keep your pecker in your pants.

[mware]

Never let anyone take away your joy.

Then they control you.

[TNoldman]

The early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese.

[PTBAA]

Never do two illegal things at the same time...

[Osage Orange]

My dad...had some excellent advice.

But the best was this....

Son, you can always get more money. But, you can't get more time.

[Auntie Mame]

Perfection is the enemy of good enough.

[Gefn]

From mom: don’t enter into marriage thinking you can change a man. You can’t. All the things he does now that drive you crazy will just be magnified. You have to learn to live with them or decide if they will be deal breakers.

From dad after I graduated from college and got my first apt.

Me; I’m lonely

Dad: get a cat.

[Peter W. Kessler]

Effervescent if your fiddlestix.

Soupy Sales, 1966

[glock rocks]

Always carry a knife.

[Big Giant Head]

A guy I played music with, he was actually the band leader, i.e. “The So and So Band”, told me once he never liked people that would not take responsibility for their actions.

That is one tidbit that has stayed with me ever since. If I screw up, I tell my boss about it before he asks.

[thefactor]

“Nobody gives a f—k about your career, except you.”

[N. Theknow]

Never aspire to be the indespensible man. The indespensible man is also the unpromotable man.

[VMI70]

Give a job to a busy man;

Re: commission salesmen

If you truly serve your customers, the commissions will take care of themselves.