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6 posted on 05/23/2014 5:51:16 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~ Albert Einstein)
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To: Lucky9teen
A little fun............

I decided to change calling the bathroom the John and renamed it the Jim.

I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.

I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people.

I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem work itself out.

I changed my car horn to gun shot sounds.

People move out of the way much faster now.

You can tell a lot about a woman’s mood just by her hands.

If they are holding a gun, she's probably angry.

Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers.

Now they drink like their fathers.

You know that tingly little feeling you get when you really like someone?

That's common sense leaving your body.

I don't like making plans for the day.

Because then the word "premeditated" gets thrown around in the courtroom.

I didn't make it to the gym today.

That makes five years in a row.

h/t Ralph



h/t C210N

h/t Bobalu


12 posted on 05/23/2014 5:55:09 AM PDT by upchuck (Support ABLE, the Anybody But Lindsey Effort. Yes, we are the ABLE!!)
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18 posted on 05/23/2014 6:10:40 AM PDT by Dallas59 ("Remember me as you pass by, As you are now, so once was I, As I am now, so you will be")
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24 posted on 05/23/2014 6:20:40 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Good Morning!


25 posted on 05/23/2014 6:22:40 AM PDT by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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