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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

Posted on 05/23/2014 5:38:26 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

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To: FRForever

What tip? It’s driving me crazy, where’s the darned cat?


41 posted on 05/23/2014 7:10:06 AM PDT by Nea Wood (When people get used to preferential treatment, equal treatment seems like discrimination.-Sowell)
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To: Lucky9teen

It took me longer than it should have to see the cat because I was hesitant to put all of my concentration into scouring the photo, fearing that all of a sudden some nasty monster face was going to pop up and startle the crap out of me. :)


42 posted on 05/23/2014 7:15:57 AM PDT by MarineBrat (Better dead than red!)
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To: Nea Wood

I’m not telling!!!!


43 posted on 05/23/2014 7:17:36 AM PDT by fredhead (Join the Navy and see the world.....77% of which is covered in water.)
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To: fredhead

Oh,now I see the little bugger. Once you find him, it’s so obvious!


44 posted on 05/23/2014 7:21:52 AM PDT by Nea Wood (When people get used to preferential treatment, equal treatment seems like discrimination.-Sowell)
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To: Lucky9teen
I should not have taught my dog to text...


45 posted on 05/23/2014 7:23:25 AM PDT by r-q-tek86 ("It doesn't matter how smart you are if you don't stop and think" - Dr. Sowell)
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To: Hoodat

:) I have an advantage, I have cats.


46 posted on 05/23/2014 7:24:02 AM PDT by defconw (Well now what?)
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To: Lucky9teen
I should not have taught my dog to text...


47 posted on 05/23/2014 7:24:35 AM PDT by r-q-tek86 ("It doesn't matter how smart you are if you don't stop and think" - Dr. Sowell)
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To: Lucky9teen

I now see it, but I do not understand it. Of course, one can’t understand cats.


48 posted on 05/23/2014 7:25:06 AM PDT by Hieronymus ( (It is terrible to contemplate how few politicians are hanged. --G.K. Chesterton))
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To: Lucky9teen
I should not have taught my dog to text...


49 posted on 05/23/2014 7:25:11 AM PDT by r-q-tek86 ("It doesn't matter how smart you are if you don't stop and think" - Dr. Sowell)
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50 posted on 05/23/2014 7:27:25 AM PDT by Dallas59 ("Remember me as you pass by, As you are now, so once was I, As I am now, so you will be")
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To: BenLurkin

Hey! I know those people!


51 posted on 05/23/2014 7:27:57 AM PDT by secret garden (Why procrastinate when you can perendinate?)
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To: BenLurkin

Ah...Franklin, TN - home of the Casey Jones Museum and Salem Cemetery Civil War battlefield (which we couldn’t find).


52 posted on 05/23/2014 7:30:42 AM PDT by ErnBatavia (The 0baMao Experiment: Abject Failure)
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To: secret garden

They look like nice people.


53 posted on 05/23/2014 7:36:50 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: Lucky9teen

You're not yourself
when you're hungry.

54 posted on 05/23/2014 7:42:43 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Lucky9teen

Good grief! Like everything else, when you see it, you wonder how you missed it for so long!

Great fun. Thx


55 posted on 05/23/2014 7:44:57 AM PDT by RitaOK ( VIVA CHRISTO REY / Public education is the farm team for more Marxists coming.)
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To: Dallas59
I should not have taught my dog to text...


56 posted on 05/23/2014 7:48:53 AM PDT by r-q-tek86 ("It doesn't matter how smart you are if you don't stop and think" - Dr. Sowell)
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To: Lucky9teen

On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is involved in a fatal car accident.

The couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they begin to wonder, could they possibly get married in Heaven?

When St. Peter showed up, they asked him. St. Peter said, “I don’t know, this is the first time anyone has asked; Let me go find out,” and he leaves.

The couple sat and waited, and waited. Two months passed and the couple are still waiting. As they waited, they discussed that if they were allowed to get married in Heaven, what was the eternal aspect of it all.

‘What if it doesn’t work they wondered, are we stuck together forever?

After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns, looking somewhat bedraggled.
“Yes,” he informs the couple, “You can get married in Heaven.”

“Great said the couple, but we were just wondering, what if things don’t work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?”

St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard onto the ground.

‘What’s wrong?’ asked the frightened couple.

“OH, COME ON!” St. Peter shouted, ‘It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have any idea how long it’ll take me to find a lawyer up here ?


57 posted on 05/23/2014 7:49:25 AM PDT by llevrok (Say it loud ! - I'm straight and proud !!!)
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To: BenLurkin

They are. And it’s a friendly town too, even acknowledged by Southern Living in the top 5.


58 posted on 05/23/2014 7:49:27 AM PDT by secret garden (Why procrastinate when you can perendinate?)
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To: llevrok

Excellent!


59 posted on 05/23/2014 7:51:56 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: ErnBatavia

Because those places aren’t in Franklin? Try Jackson,TN for the Casey Jones Museum. Carnton is the Civil War battlefield in Franklin.


60 posted on 05/23/2014 7:52:46 AM PDT by secret garden (Why procrastinate when you can perendinate?)
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