I just feed my kids real food, made from real ingredients, created in my kitchen. But hey, how many gibsmedats want to cook? It cuts into their sleep. I’ve noticed the past five or six years that the private school kids are now fat. Mom and dad are too focused on keeping up with the Joneses so they stop at Micky D’s each night. What does it matter as long as little Dakota (boy or girl) and little Aspen (boy or girl) participate in every sport and club activity?
Eddie Murphy....about all the kids in his neighborhood getting McDonald’s, while he got a “house burger.”
“I got McDonald’s.....Hamburgers. I got McDonald’s.”
“Ewww, what are you doing with that big welfare, green-pepper burger?”
“*WAAAH!* My Mom made it.”