I bet that would be really creepy to be in there alone at night.
Yup, wind howling in the eaves outside, somewhere in the distance the howl of a wolf, then the single candle gutters out leaving only the moon to light your room as the door slowly creaks opens to reveal a sinister figure:
![](http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/shows/south-park/clip-thumbnails/season-12/1214/south-park-s12e14c07-i-must-slumber-per-se-4x3.jpg?width=200)
Ok, lets see, now 560,000 people a year times $10 per visitor to the dungeon.
![](http://media3.giphy.com/media/vsC7gewdX8tfq/giphy.gif)
And I pay you four, five bucks a day to scare the crap out of people.
Hmm yea, I see it now. Very clearly.
![](http://www.thefilteredlens.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Goth_Kids.png)
Yes, yes,, It's all perfectly clear now.
![](http://img.pandawhale.com/81499-cartman-dollar-bill-bath-meme-RWxX.gif)
YES! YES! YES!
![](http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/shows/south-park/episode-thumbnails/season-5/south-park-s05e06-cartmanland_4x3.jpg)